laugh time-The Guys' Rules

Melbren

laugh time<br>
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> > > The Guys' Rules<br>
> > ><br>
> > > At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down<br>
> > ><br>
> > > Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, some are pretty<br>
> > good.)<br>
> > ><br>
> > > We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the<br>
> > definitive<br>
> > > rules<br>
> > > from the male side.<br>
> > > *****************<br>
> > > Ladies,<br>
> > ><br>
> > > These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON<br>
>PURPOSE!<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put<br>
><br>
> > > it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us<br>
> > > complaining<br>
> > about<br>
> > > you leaving it down.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the<br>
>tides.<br>
> > Let<br>
> > > it be.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of<br>
> > > it<br>
>that<br>
> > > way.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. Crying is blackmail.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. Ask for what you want.<br>
> > > Let us be clear on this one:<br>
> > > Subtle hints do not work!<br>
> > > Strong hints do not work!<br>
> > > Obvious hints do not work!<br>
> > > Just say it!<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every<br>
>question.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.<br>
> > > That's<br>
>what<br>
> > > we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In<br>
>fact,<br>
> > > all comments become null and void after 7 days.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect<br>
><br>
> > > us<br>
>to<br>
> > > act like soap opera guys.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the<br>
> > > ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it<br>
>done.<br>
> > > Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it<br>
>yourself.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during<br>
> > > commercials.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.<br>
> > > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a<br>
> > > fruit. We have<br>
>no<br>
> > > idea what mauve is.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like<br>
> > > nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the<br>
><br>
> > > hassle.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an<br>
> > > answer<br>
>you<br>
> > > don't want to hear.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is<br>
> > > fine..Really.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to<br>
><br>
> > > discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster<br>
>trucks.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. You have enough clothes.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. You have too many shoes.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the<br>
> > > couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's<br>
>like camping.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.<br>
> > ><br>
> > > Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger<br>
> > > laugh!!

weirluo

牛，<br>
太有生活了，<br>
不过有几个没看懂