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Why We Are All Proud To Be Australian Citizens: <br>
1) Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. <br>
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2) Only in Australia... do supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their Panadol, etc., while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. <br>
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3) Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries... and a Diet Coke. <br>
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4) Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors open, have no armed guards and chain the pens to the counter. <br>
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5) Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and store our junk in the garage. <br>
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6) Only in Australia... do we use answering machines to screen calls, and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. <br>
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7) Only in Australia... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Government. "Poli" (poly) in Latin meaning "many"; and "tics" meaning "blood sucking creatures". <br>
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发表于 23-11-2003 00:30:42
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