[转帖]三字经(English Ver)

葵花朵朵

人之初， At the beginning of life,<br>
性本善。 sex is good.<br>
性相近， Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.<br>
习相远。 But it depends on how the way you do it.<br>
苟不教， If you do not practice all the time,<br>
性乃迁。 sex will leave you.<br>
教之道， During the way of learning it,<br>
贵以专。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.<br>
昔孟母， Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon<br>
择邻处。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.<br>
子不学， She taught her son that "if you doesn't study hard,<br>
断机杼。 your dick will become useless and broken."<br>
窦燕山， A famous person called Dou,<br>
有义方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.<br>
教五子， All his five sons took it,<br>
名俱扬。 then their sexual ability became well-known.<br>
养不教， If anyone who have children but they don't know how to do it,<br>
父之过。 it is all the father's fault.<br>
教不严， If they have lots of problems in doing it,<br>
师之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.<br>
子不学， If you refuse to learn sex,<br>
非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.<br>
幼不学， If you don't learn it in childhood,<br>
老何为。 you will lose your ability when aged.<br>
玉不琢， If you don't exercise your dick,<br>
不成器。 it won't become hard and strong.<br>
人不学， People who don't learn sex,<br>
不知义。 their life will become meaningless<br>

从前和以后

早看过了<br>
挺有趣的。

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支持小葵！

newlife

中文版的三字经是少儿启蒙读物，怎么英文版成少儿不宜了？

从前和以后

是啊，就是搞笑呗。