让老外吐血的英语

Bill

1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁啊？ 　　
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 　　
3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。 　　
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝！！
6．you me you me 彼此彼此 　　
7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！ 　　
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知…
9．watch sister 表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!        老外：I am sorry too! 　
    小明：I am sorry three!  老外：What are you sorry for?
    小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！
20.I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21.People mountain and people sea. 人山人海
22.seven up eight down 七上八下
23.love who who 爱谁谁
24.no three no four 不三不四   做早操:do morning cao    做课间操:do class between cao
25.一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) 一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）
26.雇主：how much do you want a month? 保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you（800块， 吃你的，住你的）
27.you give me run egg！你给我滚蛋

coconut

echo8850

老外：Your wife is beautiful.
中国官员： where, where (哪里,哪里)
老外: everywhere

gemei

你找个老外试试看他们到底吐血不?

gzdksh

ture spit blood

comicBoy

do people want thick road

xyouc

ccen

may2006

chubbycat

cgyys

飞吧

long time no see

小树熊

give you some colors to see see —— 给你点颜色看看
put money into your pocket —— 塞钱进你的口袋（广东方言，指教你点有用的东西）

[ 本帖最后由 小树熊 于 13-9-2007 19:21 编辑 ]

diamond168

comicBoy

其实老外也有让咱老中吐血的英语，肯德基当年的广告词 --- we do chicken right -我们做鸡是对的