偶的体育情结

callie

偶也爱刘翔，但有一种爱是放在心里不说出来的，就像偶现在一样<img src="../leadbbsfile/UBBicon/em08.GIF"  align=absmiddle border=0><br>
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说说偶得成长，不要笑偶哦<br>
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偶爹第以前是体育出身<img src="../leadbbsfile/UBBicon/em12.GIF"  align=absmiddle border=0>游泳运动员后来教练，偶也对体育颇多天赋，曾经先后被排球女足，田径队，网球队夺人大战，只因爹第知道运动员的辛苦没有刻意培养偶，落得偶现在一无是处。近日每届大赛，奥运、世锦赛、澳网法网，美国网球公开赛，瑞士网球精英赛，偶都扼腕叹息：哎，爹地支持偶一下多好，偶也许现在就是世界冠军了，偶也许站在冠军位置几次了，偶脖子上挂的金牌都数不清了，偶为偶们的国家都升过多少次的国旗了。。。。。每每想到这里，那一幕幕的动人的情景禁不住浮现眼前，禁不住咧嘴傻笑，就好像偶真的实现了白日梦一样,hehe<img src="../leadbbsfile/UBBicon/em02.GIF"  align=absmiddle border=0> 偶也曾无数次的看着奥运的游泳选手责怪爹地，为什么那么有天赋的小人都不培养一下：偶出生在夏天，从小父母双职工被放托儿户家，6个月大正好严冬，偶被邻家小孩失手扔入一米多高几人腰粗的大鱼缸中（类似于大号的盐咸菜的缸），待大人把偶捞起，偶不但没有呛水，反而连伤风都没有，庆幸！2岁时，偶爹地带领队员打水球偶和妈咪在楼梯式的看台看的起劲儿，偶一兴奋连滚带爬跌入水池，怎奈的偶妈奋力呼救，置身于泳池中的爹地都没听到，直到旱鸭子的偶妈咪差点跳入水中以死相救<img src="../leadbbsfile/UBBicon/em36.GIF"  align=absmiddle border=0>，几乎2分钟，我被捞了上来，万幸，嘿嘿，偶只喝了几口水，偶会自己憋气，没气了就开始喝水了。偶长大了，5岁了，看着JJ成天跟同学泡泳池，奋力缠住她带偶去，烦得偶JJ呀，自己跟同学happy去了，结果让偶一个人垫着脚尖扶着池边才能苟延残喘，偶不服呀，看着池子里的男男女女畅游偶开始跃跃欲试，不到10分钟偶就能效仿自如了<img src="../leadbbsfile/UBBicon/em24.GIF"  align=absmiddle border=0>后来偶JJ找不见偶了，那个急呀，快哭了都，结果才在泳池的另一端看见偶，痛斥偶，没成想游回岸边的一刻偶让她惊呆了，偶比她游的还好，这一点在15年后得到了验证，偶在大海里教她踩水，换气，直至拉着她游向防鲨网。。。。。。说至此，偶不得不为偶得天分所折服，偶对水性天生的熟悉，再加上偶爹地的职业，怎怕培养不出来一个世界冠军！<img src="../leadbbsfile/UBBicon/em37.GIF"  align=absmiddle border=0>每每大赛，偶看到拿冠军的人都对爹地埋怨惋惜：看看看看，你家丧失了一个世界冠军！<img src="../leadbbsfile/UBBicon/em27.GIF"  align=absmiddle border=0>偶中学田径也曾是百米兰冠军，当然了是区级的。所以跟体育有情节的人能说不爱屋及乌吗，嘻嘻。 现在偶老了，动不了世界冠军的念头了，到了偶这个年龄一般的冠军也都退役了，所以偶在几年前开始把目光对准了怎样当体育明星的妻子<img src="../leadbbsfile/UBBicon/em50.GIF"  align=absmiddle border=0>。偶看着国足们那一个个漂亮的妻子们，还有郝董那一双可爱的儿女心想当不了体育明星当个明星夫人也挺荣耀的哈，遂四处打探内情，从偶爹地那里偶略知一二：<br>
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战略一：明星们平日联系下榻的宾馆是偶们潜伏的好地方，最好做个服务性的工作以便能有机会亲近明星<br>
战略二：不要接近明星的家人，因为明星很少回家，这个事情不是家里能做主的。要亲近的人是体委体育局的名人，他们具备做红娘的潜质<br>
战略三：迂回战术。要设法接近没有名气的陪练，随队医生和领队以及不出名的运动员，他们也是牵线搭桥的有用之才<br>
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田亮大家就不要惦记了，因为“亮晶晶”嘛，他和“郭晶晶”已经私定终身了。惦记着刘翔的MM们，放马过去吧，胜利就在前方，可说是名利双收哦（380W至少等着你呢）。偶嘛，虽然那么有实力，虽然也成就过百米栏，嘿嘿，跟刘翔有颇多的共同语言，深知技术要领和运动的枯燥但是偶没生在好时候，偶已经从梦想自己、梦想夫君到现在只能以后梦想孩子给偶带来冠军的荣耀了。所以诸位MM最有力的竞争者退出了，嘻嘻，你们开心吧，放开步伐去追梦吧<img src="../leadbbsfile/UBBicon/em34.GIF"  align=absmiddle border=0><P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible85416574800'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/07.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/07.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap  onmouseover='document.Audible85416574800.Play()'>加油喔！</td></tr></table></p>

狗狗龙

在童年能有一个美妙的梦想，真是一件幸福的事情。无论能否成为现实，那份体验终究是深刻在生命的印痕中。浪漫过，忧郁过；快乐过，也痛苦过。路，不就是这样起起伏伏的延伸着么。<br>
看完了楼主这篇“难得一见”的大作，真的很想多附和几句。怎奈小生才疏学浅，实在没有太多墨水可倒。但不留下个交待，又恐有被人秋后算帐的风险。万分无奈中灵光一闪，终记起那个为小时候的我引来若干顿暴扁的名句：“ 狗狗龙，到此一游。”

sunnyday

哈哈...MP拍得不错!!!<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible18436679325'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/07.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/07.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap  onmouseover='document.Audible18436679325.Play()'>加油喔！</td></tr></table></p><P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible9487079325'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/05.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/05.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap  onmouseover='document.Audible9487079325.Play()'>一定要幸福喔！</td></tr></table></p>

callie

第一次写长篇大论哦<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible80808574840'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/04.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/04.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap  onmouseover='document.Audible80808574840.Play()'>这干嘛？这不是那我打岔吗？</td></tr></table></p>

sd000

又拜读一遍，更觉得可惜！

callie

嘻嘻，受到鼓励了，高兴<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible99193775516'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/48.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/48.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap  onmouseover='document.Audible99193775516.Play()'>起来动一动吧，follow me! one more, two more…</td></tr></table></p><P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible41255575516'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/45.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/45.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap  onmouseover='document.Audible41255575516.Play()'>啊～～～这是一定要的啦！</td></tr></table></p>

sunnyday

早知道你老爸是游泳教练,就请他教KEVIN游泳了.....<br>
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顺便把KEVIN他老爸也给教了..嘿嘿......

ivymann

中华奇强

susan

如此强帖，怎能不留名，嘿嘿~~~~~<br>
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Susan到此一游~~~Callie真不是乱盖的~~~

chubbycat

reboot是群里最喜欢温柔girl的MAN!

我心飞翔

MM幸亏没当世界冠军,一大堆FANS骚扰真的很烦诶<br>
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凯蒂猫

<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible54214980605'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/06.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/06.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap  onmouseover='document.Audible54214980605.Play()'>你好可爱耶！</td></tr></table></p><br>
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<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible80918280605'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/07.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/07.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap  onmouseover='document.Audible80918280605.Play()'>加油喔！</td></tr></table></p>

suinite

<table width=100% bgcolor=#cccccc cellpadding=5 cellspacing=1 class=TBone><tr><td bgcolor=#f7f7f7 class=TBBG9><b>下面引用由<u>callie</u>发表的内容：</b><br>
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偶也爱刘翔，但有一种爱是放在心里不说出来的，就像偶现在一样<br>
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说说偶得成长，不要笑偶哦<br>
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偶爹第以前是体育出身游泳运动员后来教练，偶也对体育颇多天赋，曾经先后被排球女足，田径队，网球队夺人大战...</td></tr></table><br>
<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible1517679093'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/13.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/13.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap  onmouseover='document.Audible1517679093.Play()'>强！实在是强！</td></tr></table></p>

FRED

运动高手正适合去OZ，那里是运动的天堂啊！

reboot

callie这么厉害啊，刮目相看！！<br>
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偶其实也是个世界冠军阿（如果培养得当的话）<br>
我保证不吃兴奋剂，我保证不打别人的靶，我保证跳水不摔跤<br>

icelemontea

好啊<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible79628449462'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/06.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/06.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap  onmouseover='document.Audible79628449462.Play()'>你好可爱耶！</td></tr></table></p>

zhangshilin

<P><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><OBJECT codeBase='<a target=_blank href=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab>http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab</a>#version=4,0,2,0' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' width='48' height='48' Id='Audible88843844050'><PARAM NAME=movie VALUE='../plug-ins/audio/swf/01.swf'><param name=menu value=false><PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high><PARAM NAME=play VALUE=false><param name='wmode' value='transparent'><embed src='../plug-ins/audio/swf/01.swf' quality='high' pluginspage='<a target=_blank href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'>http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash'</a> type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='48' height='48'></embed></OBJECT></td><td align='left' style='cursor:hand;' title='鼠标悬停播放' nowrap  onmouseover='document.Audible88843844050.Play()'>就这事啊！地球人都知道</td></tr></table></p>

yesido

MM原来这么厉害啊，难怪呢！<br>
8过偶是运动白痴的说，读完觉得自己实在是太差了，伤心郁闷中