标题: joke:cheeky kid gives cheek [打印本页] 作者: carhelp 时间: 21-1-2011 22:41 标题: joke:cheeky kid gives cheek a little farm boy comes down to breakfast when his mum asks if he has done his daily chores. 'not yet' quips the boy,to which his mother replies,'no chores, no breakfast.'
Pissed off, the boy kicks a chicken while feeding the chooks as one of his chores. While milking the cows, he kicks a cow. And feeding the pigs , he kicks a pig.
when he is finished and sits back at the table. His mum gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
'where is the milk? and where is my bacon and eggs?' he asks.
'well' his mother says,"I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't deserve any eggs. and you kick the pig,there goes your bacon. likewise, for what u did to the cow, no milk!'
just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat. the little boy looks up at his mum and says,' Are you going to tell him,or should I?'作者: danieljockey 时间: 23-1-2011 20:45
pussy?作者: hywyh 时间: 25-1-2011 08:41
