标题: Have fun :-) - Italianglish [打印本页] 作者: lisa2008 时间: 29-6-2008 17:12 标题: Have fun :-) - Italianglish You need to read this joke loudly to understand
Italian Vacation
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One Day Ima go to Detroit to a Bigga Otel, I go down to eata breakfast, I
tella waitress, I wanna two pisses of toast. She brings me only one piss.
I tella her I wanta two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say to her you
no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss
on the plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calla
me a sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eata lunch ata drake restaurant. The waitress bringa me a
spoon anda knife but no fock. I tella her, I wanna fock. She tella me
everybody wanna fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the
table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna Ma bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna Otel, and there's no sheet on my bed. I calla
the manager anna tella him I wanna sheet. He tella me to go to the toilet.
So I say, you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed. He say you better
not sheet on the bed you sonna ma bitch.
I go to check out anda the man at the desk say. Peace to you, I say Piss
on you too, you sonna ma bitch.
I go back to Italy.作者: coredump 时间: 29-6-2008 17:44 作者: ritaclin 时间: 30-6-2008 14:32 作者: naughtybaby 时间: 30-6-2008 16:56 标题: 回复 #2 coredump 的帖子 Long time no C, u've changed your icon into "dreaming in codes"
I shall advertise "dreaming in English" as our slogan
