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作者: 兔妈妈 时间: 11-10-2007 12:50
标题: Australian Citizenship test
i received the following from a colleague. let's work together to get all the answers. For fun and also a test for you to see how much you really understand Aussie.

Australian Citizenship test

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arrse"?

2. What is a bloody little beauty?

3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?

4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."

5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?

7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss

8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?

9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?

10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?

11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?

12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?

14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?

15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?

18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?

19. Who would you like to crack on to?

20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?

22. What does sinkin piss at a mates joint and getten para mean?

作者: ll_hqc 时间: 11-10-2007 13:19
almost know nothing

作者: chxu3549 时间: 11-10-2007 17:59
骗人的，这都是考澳洲俚语的，根本不是citizenship teat

作者: mzhzh 时间: 11-10-2007 18:20
haha, interesting;

anyone knows the answer to 12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam?

作者: 家榕 时间: 11-10-2007 19:00
入籍考试不是这个内容的

作者: 兔妈妈 时间: 12-10-2007 10:06
come on, guys, of course it is not for australian citizenship test. just for fun.

作者: zlsiva 时间: 12-10-2007 10:21

原帖由 mzhzh 于 11-10-2007 18:20 发表

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haha, interesting;

anyone knows the answer to 12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam?

买一包，打开，取出一个，咬一口，半个没啦，再一口，整个下肚
吃掉大半包了，把整条盒子拉出来，调个头塞回去，又从第一个取出来啦

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