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标题: 我们为什么那么悲观 [打印本页]

作者: 周星星1832 时间: 1-9-2014 09:50
标题: 我们为什么那么悲观
我们为什么那么悲观，许是只有将绝望看穿，才能看到希望的曙光。廖一梅，《悲观主义的花朵》，与大家一起分享。
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作者: stfz 时间: 1-9-2014 10:19

作者: yeats_only 时间: 1-9-2014 11:27
5绝对是周星星的电影原本~笑shi了~

作者: tingnishuo 时间: 1-9-2014 11:31
多情的，总被谅解；坚强的，却永不得宽恕！

作者: tingnishuo 时间: 1-9-2014 11:33
悲观地看世界，乐观地活自己。

作者: 周星星1832 时间: 1-9-2014 11:33

yeats_only 发表于 1-9-2014 10:27
5绝对是周星星的电影原本~笑shi了~

小小姑娘～清早起床～提著褲子上茅房

茅房有人～沒有辦法～只好拉在褲子上

作者: yeats_only 时间: 1-9-2014 12:29

周星星1832 发表于 1-9-2014 10:33
小小姑娘～清早起床～提著褲子上茅房

茅房有人～沒有辦法～只好拉在褲子上

你也会唱啊~~~哈哈~

作者: 周星星1832 时间: 1-9-2014 12:33

yeats_only 发表于 1-9-2014 11:29
你也会唱啊~~~哈哈~

你才会唱。。我现找的

作者: yeats_only 时间: 1-9-2014 12:44

周星星1832 发表于 1-9-2014 11:33
你才会唱。。我现找的

不是很欢乐的嘛~T个毛阿~

作者: 周星星1832 时间: 1-9-2014 12:45

yeats_only 发表于 1-9-2014 11:44
不是很欢乐的嘛~T个毛阿~

踢是本能反应

作者: trisun 时间: 1-9-2014 12:51
本帖最后由 trisun 于 1-9-2014 10:41 编辑

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During a noisy space pirate attack, Bender—trying to find some peace and quiet in a torpedo tube—is launched into interstellar space beyond the reach of Fry and Leela. Because Bender was launched when the ship was already at its top speed, it is impossible to catch up with Bender, and he is doomed to hurtle through the interstellar void for eternity. After an asteroid crashes into Bender, a civilization of tiny humanoids ("Shrimpkins") grows on him and worships him as a god. At first, Bender enjoys his new-found status, picking a prophet named Malachi and having Malachi bring "The One Commandment" ("God Needs Booze") from "Up High" (Bender's head) to the Shrimpkins, who brew what for them are vast quantities of "Lordweiser" beer (as a robot, Bender requires alcohol to fuel his power cells and remain functional). The Shrimpkins begin praying for rain, sun, and wealth, and Bender attempts to heed their prayers—failing and unintentionally harming the Shrimpkins in the process (for example, when he tries to answer their prayer for more sunlight for the Shrimpkin's plantation, he causes a fire in the field, and his attempt to put out the fire by blowing accidentally flings some of them into space). Eventually, Malachi tells him that the Shrimpkins who migrated to his buttocks felt their prayers were unheeded and became atheists. The atheists threaten war with Bender's worshipers. Bender, horrified that his previous attempts to help the Shrimpkins so far only harmed them, refuses to intervene. The micro-civilization is destroyed when the Shrimpkin factions launch atomic weapons out of Bender's nuclear pile. Malachi remains faithful to Bender until his death and it devastates Bender when Malachi and his family are killed in the nuclear holocaust.

Weeping and alone Bender floats though space until he encounters a cosmic entity who may be God. During their time together, the entity tells Bender that it has had much the same experience with helping those who pray to it, and has long since given up directly interfering in its worshipers' lives. It now uses a "light touch", which it compares to safecracking, pickpocketing, or insurance fraud. Bender asks if he can be sent back to Earth, but the entity claims that it does not know where Earth is.

Meanwhile, Fry and Leela search for a way to locate Bender, which leads them to a sect of monks who use a radio telescope to search for God in space. Leela overpowers and locks up the pacifist monks and Fry spends the next three days searching for Bender. Leela eventually convinces him to give up the search, considering the odds of finding Bender astronomical. Fry spins the telescope's trackball and finds God by accident as he wishes out loud he had Bender back. The God entity hears him and flings Bender towards Earth, where he lands just outside of the monastery, causing Leela to exclaim that "This is, by a wide margin, the least likely thing that has ever happened." Bender quickly recounts his tale ("First I was God, then I met God!") and Fry boasts they "climbed a mountain and locked up some monks," which reminds Leela that they never let them out. Fry is reluctant to return to the monastery and claims that their God will surely help them. Bender tells them that God cannot be counted on for anything, and demands they rescue the monks themselves. The camera zooms out from Earth, past planets, through space, and back to God, who chuckles and repeats his earlier advice to Bender: "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

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