The reason for being late
Teacher:Piggy, why are you late for school every morning?Piggy:Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, 'School — Go shlow!'.
4 - 4 = ?
One day, teacher asked Piggy, 'How much is four minus four?'Piggy was tongue-tied.
Teacher got angry and said,
'What a fool!
You see, if I put four coins in your pocket,
but there is a hold in your pocket and all of them leak out,
now what is left in your pocket?'
'The hole,' replied Piggy.
[ 本帖最后由 Caseybaby 于 5-8-2008 17:53 编辑 ]
Only play on the black keys
Piggy:Mum, can I play the piano?Mother:Not till you've washed your hands, They're filthy.
Piggy:Oh, Mum~ I'll only play the black keys. :lol :lol :P :P :P :yct_4 :yct_4 :yct_4
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