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2. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
3. Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
4. What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.
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A wife complains to her husband: ¡°Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can¡¯t you do the same?¡±
The husband: ¡°Are you mad? I barely know that woman!¡±
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Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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What's the difference between jam and marmalade?
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