Financial Systems

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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

    * You have two cows.
    * You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
    * You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A SOUTH AFRICAN CORPORATION

    * You have two cows.
    * You go on strike because you want three cows.
    * They get stolen, so you blame the previous regime and steal someone else's cows and shoot their owner.

A ZIMBABWEAN CORPORATION

    * A farmer has two cows.
    * You take over his farm, eat both cows and wait for the international community to supply more.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

    * You have two cows.
    * You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
    * You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

    * You have two cows.
    * You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

    * You have two cows.
    * Both are mad.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

    * You have two cows.
    * You pray to them for food.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

    * You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
    * You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

    * You have two cows.
    * You count them and learn you have five cows.
    * You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
    * You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
    * You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION

    * You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
    * You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

    * You have two cows.
    * You have 300 people milking them.
    * You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

    * You have two cows.
    * The one on the left is kinda cute...