The reason for being late

Caseybaby · 发表于 3-8-2008 16:11:40

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Teacher: Piggy, why are you late for school every morning?
Piggy: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, 'School — Go shlow!'.

Caseybaby · 发表于 3-8-2008 16:16:12

One day, teacher asked Piggy, 'How much is four minus four?'

Piggy was tongue-tied.

Teacher got angry and said,
'What a fool!
You see, if I put four coins in your pocket,
but there is a hold in your pocket and all of them leak out,
now what is left in your pocket?'

'The hole,' replied Piggy.

[ 本帖最后由 Caseybaby 于 5-8-2008 17:53 编辑 ]

Caseybaby · 发表于 3-8-2008 16:20:24

Piggy:  Mum, can I play the piano?

Mother:  Not till you've washed your hands, They're filthy.

Piggy:  Oh, Mum~ I'll only play the black keys.

喜鹊 · 发表于 4-8-2008 01:53:33

Caseybaby · 发表于 18-8-2008 16:01:39

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4 - 4 = ?

Only play on the black keys

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