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Dear boss,
you know why i want to resign?
Since I worked for you. I have no time to 灌水。when i don't have time to 灌水,my fans hate me.when my fans hate me ,they don't visit Freeoz any more. when they don't visit Freeoz anymore, my hits drop. when my hits drop, i become unhappy. when i become unhappy, i will eat a lot. when i eat a lot, i will get fat. when i get fat, it will affect your company's image. when your company's image is affected, your business no good. when you business no good, you become unhappy. when you become unhappy, you eat a lot like me. when you eat a lot, i am afraid you will become fat like me.
you see, boss, i did everything for your own good, because i care for you, boss.
so the conclusion is , i want to resign. please let me go.
yours cheesily.
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