If I wasn't blacked out in front of you, you would be treated with the electroshock (电击疗法), which would leave you with too much residual effects to talk!
By the way, you are right about @MICHELLE07 This means that once in a while, you are able to talk in a human way!
This is not the war, don't you see @dcxg is going through his remission (病情缓解期) phase now? He becomes more easily to manage at this moment! Let's enjoy this wonderful peace and quiet, don't you jinx (咒,带来坏运气) it, @周星星1832