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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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Top 10 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Men

-Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

-Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

-Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

-Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

-You can house train a dog.

-Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

-Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

-Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

-Dogs don't care whether or not you shave your legs.

-Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.

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Top 10 Reasons Dogs are Better Than Women

10. A dog's parents will never visit you.

9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

7. A dog never expects you to telephone.

6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog

3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

1. A dog does not shop.



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