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One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on <br>
my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you <br>
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!! <br>
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Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings<br>
me a Spoon and a knief but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fock." and she tella me ,"everyone wanna ****." I tella her, " you don't understand me...I wanna fork on the table." She say, "You better not **** on the table you sonnawabitch." <br>
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So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet." he tell me to go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed." He say, "You better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch." <br>
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I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said,"Peace on you." and I say," Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth." I gonna back to Italy! <br>
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发表于 24-3-2004 19:25:12
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