标题: 滑雪趣事 [打印本页] 作者: atraveller 时间: 23-7-2010 19:01 标题: 滑雪趣事 Don't mean to scare you, skiing beginner.
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Once upon a time, it was long time ago, so as I felt, my newly found friends wanted to take me somewhere to taste that Northern country I just set foot on, which was not only the first foreign country and also first real winter for me. Before I completely understood what I agreed to, there I was, stood on the top of a snow-covered mountain with bunch of fully-loaded people: skis, ski poles, gloves, googols and hat, full on. We were about to started our skiing lesson for beginner. Daunted by vertical drop of the ski slope, I nervously looked at others and wished for a warm friendly human face for comforting, although in vain, we all pretty much bundled up from head to toe.
First, and for the most, our ski instructor taught us how to get up on skiing slope once you fell. One by one, we tried. “Excellent”, we all got appraisal from our instructor. I bet this was the only situation for me and anyone else to get applause for falling and standing up.
Second, we were taught how to stop. Again, we tried and all excellent remark.
Then, instructor said forming one line and following me. So we did and skied downhill. Just second passed, one person jumped out of the line, and bolted down to the bottom. Oh, I thought whoever-was was in wrong class. Soon after, patrol guy approached and talked to our instructor in private. Then, he said “Sorry”, he had to go to hospital, we could either go down by ourselves or wait for patrol to bring us back to ski resort lounge. Fresh out of China, I was quite money-conscious and quickly figured the ski lesson cost me more than my monthly salary in RMB back then. Unwilling to see my money gone wasted I decided stay on by myself.
Two days later, the chairperson of Chinese student union announced that a Chinese been hospitalized and we should visit him. Once we were there, he started talking about how he got concussion. He said a skiing accident two days ago at that “somewhere”. “Oh” I said, “you were that expert skier in my beginner ski class”. He gave me a most bitter smile I had ever seen, “no, not at all”, he just simply could not stop or slow, instead, whooshed down like a falling stone, somehow backward off-piste and knocked on a rock.
There it was one of 我的滑雪趣事.作者: 136mydream 时间: 23-7-2010 20:05
看得我好晕哪
travller啥时候能打中文啊作者: atraveller 时间: 27-7-2010 17:33
没有办法, 汉语拼音太烂. 18+ 的故事, 晕不?作者: 骷髅 时间: 27-7-2010 18:12
不看，不顶，不加分。抵制让人头晕的东西。作者: amygo 时间: 27-7-2010 21:06 作者: Fee-OH-Na 时间: 27-7-2010 22:38
你的脚好了？可以滑了？作者: 圆满的考拉 时间: 28-7-2010 01:08
头晕。。好吧，为了锻炼我的英语我坚持看。。作者: 136mydream 时间: 28-7-2010 06:31
两个大伊苏后的今天，中国学生会主席宣布，中国已经住院，我们应该访问他。一旦我们在那里，他开始谈论他是怎么震荡。他说，滑雪荷兰国际集团在两天前意外的“某处”。 “哦，”我说，“你在我的初级滑雪班”专家滑雪。他给了我一个最痛苦的微笑我所见过的没有一切“，”没有，他只是简单地库尔d not stop or slow, instead, whooshed down like a falling stone, somehow backward off-piste and knocked on a rock.
There it was one of 我的滑雪趣事.作者: icyphish 时间: 28-7-2010 16:10
挺好笑的， 很可爱~作者: atraveller 时间: 28-7-2010 17:07
翻译? 好主意.
喜欢 google 的翻译. 谢谢油饼.18+ 回头贴.
“不看，不顶，不加分。抵制让人头晕的东西” 您是对E文晕还是对18+晕?
好不好 have to go.这种天气对滑雪很恶劣.作者: 四香油饼 时间: 28-7-2010 17:13
中国学生会主席宣布，中国已经住院作者: atraveller 时间: 28-7-2010 17:25
Hey. it's the Google. Google may has 脑震荡 2.作者: 136mydream 时间: 28-7-2010 19:39
看楼主的原文，我晕了
看饼叔的翻译，我傻了作者: mql3461 时间: 29-7-2010 08:39
自己打的那么多啊！！
