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标题: 是女人都爱“住豪宅”和“在宝马里哭”,不分种族 [打印本页]

作者: 非处勿扰    时间: 28-4-2010 18:20
标题: 是女人都爱“住豪宅”和“在宝马里哭”,不分种族
拜金女:I got from the Lonely Heart Ad that you’re looking for a partner?
洋凯子:Yeah. Are you interested? Your voice sounds sweet.
拜金女:Thank you. You said in the AD you have a car? What brand is it?
洋凯子:It’s a BMW 7 Series Sedan.
拜金女:What colour is it?
洋凯子:Silver. I like it very much. It goes with my skin.
拜金女:My favorite colour too. And you have a house? How big is it?
洋凯子:120 square meters. My parents left me the house and the farm when they passed away two years ago.
拜金女:Oh that’s wonderful! Sorry, I mean…I am really sorry to hear that.
洋凯子:How about you? What colour is your skin?
拜金女:Wait, why?
洋凯子:Nothing. I want to imagine how you look like? How tall are you?
拜金女:170. Actually I don’t think you’re being polite to…
洋凯子:Hmm, it’s OK. But I do prefer taller woman. What is your weight?
拜金女:Pardon? Are you looking for a girlfriend or a model?
洋凯子:Are you looking for a boyfriend or a house and a car?

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附:《史记 拜金女马诺列传》

     马诺者,年二十,本为京城画伶。画伶者,以身谋财之人也,或袒胸露臀,或着异服,供人摄之以制画。此业男女皆可为,卑鄙然得财甚多。

     诺性乖僻,喜异装,常彩其发,画浓妆,形容甚妖艳。

     和谐七年初,苏省宣渝台办男女相亲大会,聘孟公,乐公为监督,行月老之事,担红娘之责,且以电视广传于九州,妙趣横生,众皆称善,争相睹之。诺亦与会。

     某日,某少年甲择诺,问曰:"子愿与我骑车同行乎?"诺哂笑曰:"吾愿哭于宝马。"

     此言既出,众皆恶之。此后,诺搔首弄姿,频出狂言。诺之尖酸刻薄之态,显矣!某壮士不忿,借与会之时当面斥之,诺咆哮若农家泼妇,众益恶之。一时间,非诺之言盛起,更有甚者,曰:"诺,千夫之妾也!"

     太史公曰:人必自贱而后人贱之,诺之窘境,诺之过也,非众人不明也。

     是为记。

[ 本帖最后由 非处勿扰 于 28-4-2010 17:29 编辑 ]
作者: 绒绒妈妈    时间: 28-4-2010 22:56
呵呵,马诺长得不好看么,但是丑女多作怪,一点不假
作者: Yok    时间: 28-4-2010 23:04
怎么语速和语气像听力练习?
作者: nvgh    时间: 30-4-2010 11:44
标题: 好贴
纯指《马诺列传》而已。。。。




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