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标题: I married to an alien [打印本页]

作者: xblues 时间: 4-10-2008 14:32
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Man: So why do you wanna be an astronomer?
Boy: Hum...
Man: You don't know much, do you?
Boy: Hum, look back in time I guess...
Man: How is that?
Boy: When you look through a telescope, you see stars from hundreds light years away. Any ideas how long it takes the light to get to you?
Man: Hundreds years, I guess?
Boy: Yeah, that's right. What you are looking at is what it looked like hundreds years ago.
Man: So when an alien lives in hundreds light years away...
Boy: There's no such thing like aliens.
Man: So how do you know?
Boy: Have you seen one?
Man: No, but I married one though.

Boy: ...
Man: Okay, but let's just say there are aliens, and one of those blasters looking through its own telescope and spots us. The alien sees earth as it was a hundred years ago?
Boy: That's right.
Man: And they get to look into the past too. That means the alien sees the world without you and me, cause we haven't been born yet.

(Good Point!)
Boy: Yeah.

作者: ritaclin 时间: 4-10-2008 21:18

作者: flyday 时间: 8-10-2008 22:15
WHY YOU ARE HERE THEN, alien?

作者: someonehappy 时间: 21-10-2008 13:59
Alien: Well. Actually, we thought earth is a good place to be for holiday, it's beautiful and has many different kinds of interesting creatures but no intelligent creatures. But apparently we were wrong.

作者: 123ak 时间: 23-10-2008 00:15

原帖由 someonehappy 于 21-10-2008 13:59 发表

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Alien: Well. Actually, we thought earth is a good place to be for holiday, it's beautiful and has many different kinds of interesting creatures but no intelligent creatures. But apparently we were wro ...

we "were" wrong?????

作者: xblues 时间: 28-10-2008 14:20
提示: 作者被禁止或删除, 无法发言 标题: Man: No, but I married one though.

That's why this is so funny!!!

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