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作者: FiveStar 时间: 8-8-2007 20:42
标题: 肥猫的辞职信
Dear boss,

you know why i want to resign?
Since I worked for you. I have no time to 灌水。when i don't have time to 灌水,my fans hate me.when my fans hate me ,they don't visit Freeoz any more. when they don't visit Freeoz anymore, my hits drop. when my hits drop, i become unhappy. when i become unhappy, i will eat a lot. when i eat a lot, i will get fat. when i get fat, it will affect your company's image. when your company's image is affected, your business no good. when you business no good, you become unhappy. when you become unhappy, you eat a lot like me. when you eat a lot, i am afraid you will become fat like me.

you see, boss, i did everything for your own good, because i care for you, boss.

so the conclusion is , i want to resign. please let me go.

yours cheesily.

chubbycat

作者: chubbycat 时间: 8-8-2007 21:01
万事大吉 is the boss

作者: chubbycat 时间: 8-8-2007 21:17

原帖由 FiveStar 于 8-8-2007 20:42 发表

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Dear boss,

you know why i want to resign?
Since I worked for you. I have no time to 灌水。when i don't have time to 灌水,my fans hate me.when my fans hate me ,they don't visit Freeoz any more ...

will forward it to my boss

作者: leily 时间: 8-8-2007 22:18
万事大吉的批语是？

作者: chubbycat 时间: 8-8-2007 22:20

原帖由 leily 于 8-8-2007 22:18 发表

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万事大吉的批语是？

"ok" I guess

作者: 万事大吉 时间: 9-8-2007 19:20

原帖由 leily 于 8-8-2007 22:18 发表

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万事大吉的批语是？

能否让我考虑一下，如果上天要有个期限的话，我希望是一万年..........

作者: 夕子 时间: 9-8-2007 20:05
不久的将来我也发此信给我ＢＯＳＳ

作者: Allen2005 时间: 9-8-2007 20:58

原帖由 leily 于 8-8-2007 22:18 发表

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万事大吉的批语是？

Over my dead body.

作者: chubbycat 时间: 9-8-2007 21:03

原帖由 万事大吉 于 9-8-2007 19:20 发表

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能否让我考虑一下，如果上天要有个期限的话，我希望是一万年..........

作者: 野兽 时间: 10-8-2007 00:26
原来肥猫是名人呵!!

作者: chubbycat 时间: 10-8-2007 00:33

原帖由野兽于 10-8-2007 00:26 发表

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原来肥猫是名人呵!!

not as popular as 野兽

作者: 野兽 时间: 10-8-2007 01:26
为了灌水而灌水。。

作者: chubbycat 时间: 10-8-2007 04:15

原帖由野兽于 10-8-2007 01:26 发表

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为了灌水而灌水。。

Just found out that you stole my signature

Need to pay me

作者: dangdanghilts 时间: 13-8-2007 14:00
标题: 经典好帖
还没写辞职信的，可以做参考，我没机会了，留着收藏，给下一个BOSS写。

作者: 毛桩桩 时间: 13-8-2007 15:03
笑倒

作者: 小树熊 时间: 13-8-2007 15:15

原帖由 chubbycat 于 10-8-2007 00:33 发表

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not as popular as 野兽

as popular as kaka32

作者: chubbycat 时间: 13-8-2007 22:00

原帖由 小树熊 于 13-8-2007 15:15 发表

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as popular as kaka32

作者: hohoho 时间: 13-8-2007 23:25

原帖由野兽于 10-8-2007 00:26 发表

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原来肥猫是名人呵!!

才知道啊！

Freeoz最亮的星星－－肥猫和Kaku！

作者: hohoho 时间: 13-8-2007 23:27

原帖由 chubbycat 于 10-8-2007 04:15 发表

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Just found out that you stole my signature

Need to pay me

谁是原装正版？

作者: chubbycat 时间: 13-8-2007 23:36

原帖由 hohoho 于 13-8-2007 23:27 发表

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谁是原装正版？

mine!

作者: flyday 时间: 14-8-2007 02:04
Most funny letter I have ever read!!!

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