标题: Little PR [打印本页] 作者: gpoint 时间: 19-1-2012 13:07 标题: Little PR Give ur busy day a minute's relax:
Julia Gillard goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and she asks him his name.
" Stanley ," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley ?"
"I have 4 questions:
Why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn’t vote for it.
Second, why are you Prime minister when the Liberal Party got more votes?
Third weren’t you a communist at university.
Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you are obviously a lesbian
Just then, the bell rings for recess. Julia informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Julia says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. Julia points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
Actually, I have 6 questions.
Why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn’t vote for it.
Why are you Prime minister when Tony Abbott got more votes?
Third, weren’t you a communist at university.
Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you are obviously a lesbian
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the f*ck happened to Stanley?"作者: gpoint 时间: 19-1-2012 13:08 作者: walnutP 时间: 19-1-2012 15:28
蛮好笑的作者: davidmouse 时间: 19-1-2012 18:13 作者: flyday 时间: 19-1-2012 20:33
No 7,
I need to know the answer BEFORE bell rings again作者: flyday 时间: 19-1-2012 20:39
Why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn’t vote for it.
***So that you can VOTE it now
Why are you Prime minister when Tony Abbott got more votes?
***Because I am a lady
Third, weren’t you a communist at university.
***University is a community.
Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you are obviously a lesbian
***You should know when you grow-up.
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
***Something wrong with auto control on the ring
And sixth, what the f*ck happened to Stanley?"
***Nothing. But kids should be polite, right?
