amygo 发表于 30-8-2010 17:24:38

婚姻前检查

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was only one

little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful

younger sister.


My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She

would regularly bend down when she was near

me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to

be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was

near anyone else.


One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'


I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go

up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned

and made a beeline straight to the front door. I

opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing

outside, all clapping!


With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and

said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our

little test. We couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:


Always keep your condoms in your car.

- Unknown married man

小金刚 发表于 31-8-2010 00:37:49

:yct_71 真悬:yct_62

冰翡翠 发表于 31-8-2010 01:01:48

:yct_7 :yct_7 :yct_7 真有这样的家庭？？

boton 发表于 31-8-2010 17:51:25

哈哈，wallet is in the car

mite 发表于 31-8-2010 19:48:42

:mk_54 听过

szring 发表于 2-9-2010 23:25:25

看到过中文版本的哦！

野玫瑰 发表于 2-9-2010 23:40:06

always don't stand outside to test a guy

eastlife 发表于 3-9-2010 23:51:38

phew~`` lucky guy

yutoubao 发表于 4-9-2010 09:54:13

very good

kane321 发表于 5-9-2010 16:01:02

这个好久以前了吧.难道是原版是英文版的还是翻译成英文的啊

yeats_only 发表于 7-9-2010 18:41:36

还有中文版~~~~
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