Wife...
Whena man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to lethim keep her.DavidBassinette
Aftermarriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; theyjust can't face each other, but still they staytogether.
SachaGuitry
Byall means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. Ifyou get a bad one, you'll become aphilosopher.
Socrates
Womaninspires us to great things, and prevents us from achievingthem.
Anonymous
Thegreat question... which I have not been able to answer... is,'What does a woman want?
Dumas
Ihad some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs withme.
SigmundFreud
'Somepeople ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to goto a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight,dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I goFridays.'
Anonymous
'There'sa way of transferring funds that is even faster thanelectronic banking. It's calledmarriage.'
SamKinison
'I'vehad bad luck with both my wives.Thefirst oneleft me, and the second one didn't.'
James HoltMcGavra
Twosecrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you'rewrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shutup.
PatrickMurra
Themost effective way to remember your wife's birthday is toforget it once....
Nash
Youknow what I did before I married? Anything I wantedto.
Anonymous
Mywife and I were happy for twenty years. Then wemet.
HennyYoungman
Agood wife always forgives her husband when she'swrong.
RodneyDangerfield
Aman inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day hereceived a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You canhave mine.'
Anonymous
FirstGuy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky,mine's still alive.'
Anonymous
;P ;P ;P 强帖！
收藏了慢慢学习:good so funny:yct_4 once you become aphilosopher;
good wife or bad wife, they become two sides of a coin
-----------Anonymous:lol :lol :lol
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